Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rapture


A little theme music for the "end of the world".

I figured out a way to find out if the world is going to end. Check the operating schedule at the Florida Holy Land Jesus theme park.

I did and they were open all day today. They even had a special guest performance and it wasn't Jesus.

Toni Baloney Visit - 3rd annual Beef Jerky Convention


3rd Annual Beef Jerky reunion has a new attendee. Bebe Lauren!


Hey Lauren, let's go check out some sharks! Yay!!


Toni and Lauren checkin' out the cool fishies.


It was hard to figure out who was checking out who.



I forgot that Toni loves food just as much as I do. As I described menu items to Toni and we talked about the food options, it felt like porn. I think we did good jamming in the scrumptious eats for one 24 hour period. The last stop was to Johnson's Grocery in Bahama Village to pick a footlong Cuban Mix sandwich for the road. Love that place.

Until next time....

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Key West Aquarium Day



Bebe Lauren and Toni checking out the fishies.


Time to cuddle with the gator.



Ryan enjoying some Florida gator love.


Holy crap. The Key West aquarium is a lot of fun. Toni, Ryan and Lauren came down for the day and we all checked out the critters Brian oversees.

From what I've read, it's a building that was built in the 30's which was a part of the WPA program during the depression era. They are upgrading some things but it's cool to see its got some good ole Key West funk still in it. Highly recommend!

Key West Aquarium Day


He was a little wiggly!


Oh my God, I love you. I'm so sorry your mouth is taped shut.


Kisses! Gator love. xoxo....



Unleashing the snake. I was the only one who wanted it out.

Key West Aquarium Day


Thanks Brian for sharing your big snake with me.


This thing was AWESOME. It almost crushed my hand!


Daddy and bebe Lauren. Exposing baby to alligators, snakes and sharks at an early age. Gotta love Florida, GIT 'R DONE!


Me and Brian trying to get the snake back in its box.



Bye. Bye. little fella! I love you.

Key West Aquarium Day










Monday, May 9, 2011

Dolphin Zone....

Decided to do the paddle board classic last week. Mostly because the Lazy Dog crew is doing it and also they assured me I'd be ok. I didn't believe them until they told me about how a search crew went looking for them during last year's race cause they stopped too many places for beer.

I figured what the hell, I'm in.

Then the reality of a 12 mile paddle set in and two days ago I thought I better start "training". I'm not interested in racing, just going the distance. I paddled all the way around Stock Island to test my stamina a few days ago. Afterwards, I thought - holy crap what did I just get myself into?

Yup, right on schedule.

After telling the kitchen crew last night about my sign up, one freaked out and mentioned how he knew someone that's been training for weeks. The other guy kindly told him not to scare me.

So this morning I decided I needed to try the Stock Island circle again and find the zone. What that was I had no idea but figured I'd know when I'd know.

One thing was immediately clear, I need to create a Itunes mix with some mellow rhythmic music to match the pace. Dolly Parton was a surprisingly good choice today. Thinking of loading up on some country for the island stroll.

After testing a few things out, I started to hit the zone. I could feel it. I closed my eyes to feel it more and as I opened them I saw a fin in the distance. My zone quickly broke, as the excitement set in.

A dolphin!

It came straight toward me coming within just a few feet of my board. He playfully turned on his side while checking me out zooming by. I stood in awe as he circled a couple more times before heading out to the Gulf.

Unbelievable and I found the zone! It felt amazing getting off the water today.

That alone was worth signing up for the race.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

New Moon



The water feels nice... Summer is coming.